Posts Tagged ‘Pagans’

Within the hagiographies (fancy word for the study of saints), St. Patrick is known as the man who, among many other valiant, if questionable, acts, rid Ireland of the dreaded snake! How a single person with nothing more than a walking stick could shoo away thousands of snakes into the Irish sea, I have no idea, but there it is. Personally, I feel it would be far easier for a man with a walking stick (and a religion) to rid an island of pagans, than it would be to…wait a second…. Could it…. Yes. You guessed it. (more…)


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Although, this is kind of amazing...

A moment of silence for the passing of the Hummer

“GM said Wednesday that its bid to sell Hummer to Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machines Co. fell through. The Chinese manufacturer said it failed to get clearance from regulators in Beijing within the proposed timeframe for the sale.”

Great! Now how am I supposed to go to the super market???

Plus: sharks and squid battle it out, pagans and the Air Force still trying to find their way, Google is frightening, and guns on the cheap… after the jump.


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Culty church seeks a younger demographic to continue it’s signature mass arranged marriages:

Men are on one side of the room, women on the other. Matched or engaged couples sit at the back. They open with songs from the ’60s — “Eight Days a Week” and “If I Had a Hammer” — anthems from their parents’ generation. These are “blessed children” — according to church doctrine, they were born without original sin because their parents were married by Moon, whom they consider the Messiah.

Their plan? Update the music.

Plus: Another win for Pagans, the Dalai Lama isn’t worried about fancy stuff, fashion designer says don’t buy clothes, and I don’t know what to think about the Internet anymore.


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