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4-year-old boy gets wasted, steals Christmas gifts, throws on a dress, and stumbles around the town drunk as a peasant. And all before the 25th! WTF?!
Hayden runs away “trying to find his father,” Wright said. “He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that’s where his daddy is.”

Plus: New eyeballs, Santa’s lawsuit against the US, skydiving grannies, and cops cops cops all after ye olde jump.

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Links provided by the lovely Ernski.

Elf tells mall Santa that he’s carrying dynamite.
“Santa notified mall security and Morrow police quickly arrested the 5 feet tall, 108 pound Caldwell.” Tall elf. Shorter man.

Plus: Jews Gone Wild, Christmas Trees for a cool mil., annoying people saying annoying things, fruit cake, and more!!! All after the break.

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Our friends in the Moorish Orthodox Church hipped us to a resurgence in Krampus appreciation over in Europe. Krampus, by the way, is Santa’s naughty counterpart, and according to one MOCer has a “predilection for sex with women and especially enjoys whipping their buttocks with a birch switch.”

Dee-lish!

A new article in Reason by Jesse Walker on the matter is here.

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